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Year System

Like the American Grade System, except no Kindergarten, and its off by a year.
1: The Year System can kiss my ass!
by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024
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Phantom System

A rip-off of the NES console from Brazil that was popular in its home country.
Man, people from places other than Brazil have never heard of Phantom System.
by BiggestPizzaInTheWorld January 11, 2024
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Systemic Sclerosis

Autoimmune, inflammatory condition causing body tissues to essentially thicken. Also known as Diffuse Scleroderma. There is commonly skin involvement, but in subtypes like Sine Scleroderma only internal manifestations are seen.

(Not to be confused with its less severe counterpart, Limited Cutaneous Systemic Sclerosis aka CREST Syndrome)
"The imaging for Sideroom 3 is back, seems his LCSS is flaring up."
"Wait, wasn't Systemic Sclerosis our main differential?"
"Yes but there was no indication of internal organ involvement on the scans."
by Computerised Rectal Exam January 18, 2024
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K.i.s.s system

K.I.S.S- keep it simple stupid

It’s a selling tactic when the seller gives the most simple information about the product so it will be easier for you to buy
K.I.S.S system in action-
Buyer: hey, can you tell me something about this dress ..?
Seller: it’s beautiful..(that’s all you need to know)
by Syd669 January 19, 2024
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Cat Distribution System

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
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Nakamotoist Monetary System

The Nakamotoist Monetary System is based on the Nakamoto Consensus and the Nakamoto Protocol, which are the underlying principles behind cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin, Litecoin, and Dogecoin. These cryptocurrencies use a decentralized, distributed ledger system known as the blockchain, which allows them to be securely sent and received without needing a central authority or middleman. The blockchain also provides a secure, immutable, and transparent record of all transactions, allowing users to trust that their funds are secure. Additionally, the Nakamoto Protocol ensures that no one can double-spend their cryptocurrency and that all transactions are final.
The Nakamotoist Monetary System will replace fiat.
by indigo_nakamoto December 2, 2022
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