Stirfink

A lit savage baller

Declan: I'm cool
Stirfink: KYS
Declan:ok

by Stirfink February 13, 2017

Shiry

It's like a shirt but it's gay

"Hey! Nice shiry! I have one just like that!"

by MaxTheRealGay May 16, 2018

Storybooth

A website where you can record your own story and it'll be published, then everyone will see.

Person 1: Hey did you hear that new storybooth video.
Storyteller: (in his mind) all around me are familiar faces

by Noscercof27 December 5, 2018

shit story

Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.

After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."

by desolator911 September 27, 2009

Great Story, Tell it Again

When someone tells an incredibly stupid story with no meaning, so everyone around them says, "Great story. Tell it again."

Person: Once I walked down the hallway, but I needed to get to class, so I started to run, but then I saw a teacher so I stopped.

Everyone around person: Great story, tell it again.

by 3RDIE November 26, 2010

Jake Story

An extremely boring and long winded story without any clear meaning or end. The end of the story will leave the listener slightly angry they were forced to listen to such a moronic pointless story. The word 'Jake Story' can also be used as an insult for someone who told a shitty story. The word was coined by a mother who realized all jakes tell terrible stories.

Example 1
Dylan: " So I was playing soccer and then the ball hit my head and it kind of hurt. But it wasn't my fault the sun was in my eyes and..."
Adam: " Wow, cool story Jake"
Example 2
Rob: "So I was walking down the street and this dog just started barking at me. It was crazy you just had to be there"
Matt: " That was such a Jake Story"

by anonymous10111213 March 6, 2014

her-story

The documentation of injustices to women based solely on equality, NOT simply on preference to one sex or another.

When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.

by You rReal Name July 12, 2020