Super straight

Dumbasses who want to be oppressed so badly they can’t call themselves straight and made their flag p0rn hub colors.

Person 1: Are you straight?
Person 2: No, I’m “super straight”

Person 1: wtf was the point of this except bringing people down and making an embarrassment of yourself?

by Peen.is March 7, 2021

straightedge

No drinking,smoking,drugs,or casual sex-the clean,"pure" way of life.Straightedge are super arsed cool people who actually have pride in themselves,want to be decent people,and don't believe in going around and looking like a bunch of drunk,high,stupid,slutty morons-aka most of America's youth nowadays-just because they can.Not all straightedge people think that they're better than everyone else and not all of them try to force their views on others,so if you think that's how it is then just get over yourself already.I'm not saying that this is the best or only way to be,but everyone at least has the right to be whatever and whoever they want,so just accept it already or move along.Bascially stop hating on the straightedge for living how they want and they won't hate on you.*

Straightedge and non straightedge should be free to live how they wanna live.

by kisskissbangbang7 December 17, 2009

straight money

Someone/something that can ALWAYS be counted on for whatever...wherever...whenever.

If Joe said he's take care of it...then consider it taken care of. The dude is straight money.

by JRock Hermani March 3, 2014

straight as hell

1) Cool; Sweet. Etc.

2) Straight sexual orientation.

1: Yo, I smoked mad bud last night.

2: That's straight as hell.

3: You seen my new watch? That shit is straight as hell.

4: Dude, I heard you were a queer.

5: Hell-to-the-fuck-no! I'm straight as hell.

by AC September 28, 2006

Head to toe straight greased dipped in buttah

you got some fly ass clothes i wanna holla at.

oh dayum son you be head to toe straight greased dipped in that buttah.

by Ira and Ben August 27, 2003

super straight

A bunch of small dick boys/ saggy pussy girls who created a so called sexuality to justify their extreme transphobia. The law states that if u meet a super straight individual, u can spit on them. This spit is allowed to be extremely juicy, just the way they like it. Most of them probably do like to get fucked in the ass occasionally but they do not have the balls to come out of the closet.

max: "hey dude, i am coming out as super straight to you. This was a very hard decision and I m happy to be out of the closet now! *laughs*"
jacob: *SPITS VIOLENTLY ON MAX*
max: "why did you do that man?"
jacob:"this ones for u, you transphobic incel" *KICKS IN BALLS*

by myassholeisbiggerthanurs March 13, 2021

Straight tiktok

Its the cringey, uncomfortable content you were looking for. Its full with eboys and tiktokers who are famous(like the hype house) If you are straight(like me) and are on alternative side of tiktok and you are straight, you have a personality.

Y/n: hey have you seen these tiktoks they arr so funny.
*shows*
Friend: No, im in elite tiktok.
Y/n: wait, whats elite tiktok.
Friend: I think you are stuck in straight tiktok.

by Keepaneyeforselener😜 June 30, 2020