springlesmot

Burping and Farting while in a public area

bro you hear Bill springlesmotted at a party

gross weirgo

by Surgecicle August 15, 2023

not-spring

A derivative of off-spring, for step, adopted or otherwise non-biological children.

Check out this pic of my precocious not-spring.

by Lollypie November 5, 2008

Jerry Springer limit

(also Springer limit) The intelligence limit for any conversation dominated by interruptions or shouting.

Though a child could have taken my point, I found it impossible to explain my position to the irate, chattering imbeciles due to the Jerry Springer limit.

by YouDirtyApes May 31, 2011

Lap springer

When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.

dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer

dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.

by mister moosecock November 5, 2011

mexican spring roll

A taquito.

You know it's just a mexican spring roll.

by Digglemydigglet January 25, 2013

cop spring

A series of violent acts done by police departments all over the US.

Person 1: DId you hear about that guy shot by a police officer?
Person: Yeah that's part of the cop spring.

by Coraline_Lovegood April 11, 2015

Silver Springs

Shithole in Nevada. Stay away at all costs. Inventor of the toothbrush, because everyone has one tooth if their lucky. Meth capital of Nevada.

Have you been to Silver Springs?
Oh that place with the one blinking stoplight?
Yeah, and the meth lab that blew up last week!

Oh yeahhhh... no i haven’t been there

by Sierra143ilu November 15, 2017