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Hey wanna watch the sports today?
Yeah I'd love to watch the sports today!
by anonymous January 21, 2021
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Sports Direct Mug

A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"
by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024
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apollo sport

Usually a really fast and nice car that is on a poster trying to outrun a tornado.
Apollo sport is a really nice and fast car
by Beastmodefc11 February 26, 2017
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Sports Weeb

A person who is obsessively devoted to sports in the same way anime fans (weebs) are devoted to Japanese culture. This includes memorizing stats, obsessing over team rosters, passionately debating players, and treating sports events like sacred rituals. Often exhibits behaviors strikingly similar to stereotypical anime fans—just with fantasy leagues and highlight reels instead of waifus and fan subs.

Origin:
A spin-off of the term weeb (short for weeaboo), which originally referred to non-Japanese fans obsessed with Japanese culture. Sports weeb broadens the idea to include similar levels of obsessive fandom applied to sports.
"He knows every stat for every quarterback since 1998. Total sports weeb."

"Fantasy football is just D&D for sports weebs."
by KEKW666 May 13, 2025
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Sporting Pine

Having an erection in public.
"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!
by gdub1956 November 1, 2016
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Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.
by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023
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sports center and chill

fucking to the lovely sound of Sports Center; for all those out there who don't really care what's on the TV as long as they get some booty
girl: Netflix and Chill babe?
boy: nahhhh Sports Center and Chill.
girl: nice ;)
by yourman82 November 16, 2015
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