Spakmaster is when you go to town with your brother and you find out that YOU'RE favourite band is playing and youre brother buys 2 tickets for him and his best mate!!!
Robyn: Look Bullet For My Valentine are playin in february!!!!!
Matty: ((making his way over to the kiosk)) Can i have two tickets for Bullet For My Valentine?
Robyn: Are you taking me!??!
Matty: No, Dan!
Matty: ((making his way over to the kiosk)) Can i have two tickets for Bullet For My Valentine?
Robyn: Are you taking me!??!
Matty: No, Dan!
by Robyn January 28, 2005
Get the spakmaster! mug.by Lokeal April 17, 2011
Get the Speak turkey mug.Related Words
Splak
• SPLAK these hams
• splakalakic
• splaka-splaka
• Splakaveli
• splakes
• splaknook
• splaknut
• splaksh
• Spak
An admonition, intended for bosses, to avoid giving unpleasant news face to face, but rather save it for an email. ("@" is pronounced "at sign".)
I told everybody at last month's department meeting that the future looked bright. Two weeks later I send them all an email about the budget cuts and layoffs. It saves me listening to a lot of bitching from that bunch of peons. My daddy taught me a long time ago to Speak softly, but carry a big @!
by Brighton Hughes March 1, 2013
Get the Speak softly, but carry a big @ mug.SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH!
Guy 1: Some random person speaking Hindi.
Guy 2: OH FUCK. WE NEED TO SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH YOU BE GONE THOT!
Guy 1: Some random person speaking Hindi.
Guy 2: OH FUCK. WE NEED TO SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH YOU BE GONE THOT!
by Mohib April 10, 2019
Get the SPEAK THE FUCK ENGLISH! mug.Lance said, " found some old pics of my cousin and I." Stephanie grammatically speaking replies, "cousins and me."
by Stephauren November 5, 2013
Get the grammatically speaking mug.
He who speaks the tone or dialect of a homosexual individual. One who also wears clothing that resembles that of a homosexual man. One who steals his best friend's girlfriend and walks away as if nothing is wrong.
by Chad Miller April 20, 2004
Get the Speaking Fag mug.