Work Sock

When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.

Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".

Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
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sock monkeyed

A person who has had so much plastic surgery that their skin is very tight and they have very large lips, resembling the childrens stuffed animal.
Your mom has had so much work done...she's been sock monkeyed.
by Goat R. May 13, 2008
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Sociopathic sock

Someone who is good at making shitpost and also is a god gamer.
Sociopathic sock is very good at Dead Cells
by Microwaveman69 March 22, 2021
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sock crumbs

the stuff that stays on your feet after pulling off a sock
Joe looked at his feet and noticed that he had sock crumbs on his feet
by Mister_E March 14, 2010
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Rocky socks

I drank way too much last night and today I've got rocky socks.
by Youphoric August 01, 2012
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Blue socks

Socks people wear in psych wards that are emergency patients with serious problems.

It’s a bar from broken angel hospital by Sematary.

“Fuck a psych ward, I don't want no blue socks
Man you’re crazy you deserve some blue socks. Don’t be like a jack ass or you’ll get run over.
by The messageman October 30, 2022
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Plop sock

When your friend send you a picture of his penis in a sock.
Dude AJ gave me a plop sock last night and now I’m uncomfortable and aroused.
by KingFen July 20, 2018
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