sweet sneak

Someone who allows her children only wholesome, organic foods, but has a middle-of-the-night ice cream habit she thinks no one knows about.

Grocery checker to unnamed patron, "You're buying all that ice cream for just one person?" Embarrassed patron, "yes, I'm afraid my daughter is quite the Sweet Sneak."

by Embarrassed Parent April 6, 2010

Creep Sneaking

When a male or female is a creep and keeps sneaking up on you.

Typically the sneaking is done on social networks. Friend requests, pokes, followed...etc. Sneaky texts are also included in this.

The person who is creep sneaking is known as a "creep sneak"

Ex's are usually in this category.

"Man, my ex keep creep sneaking me, he added me on foursquare and poked me on facebook, then sent me a text message! Ugh creep sneak!"

by thatgirlallie April 29, 2010

Swampy Sneak

The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!

Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!

Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!

Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.

Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)

Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)

Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.

Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011

Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.

Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.

by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

crosby sneak

Adjective: to leave a party to make out with a stranger.

"I haven't seen Amanda in 20 minutes, she must of did the Crosby Sneak."

by M0nkeybuTt December 8, 2015

pussy sneak

A phrase describing a male, cunning person who will do anything to project himself as a fantastic guy towards women, just to get laid. A pussy sneak might also try to steal your woman. Translated from the norwegian word "fittesnik". Made famous by Thomas Giertsen in a norwegian comedy show called "Helt Perfekt" (Just Perfect).

Everybody knows Trond Giske is a pussy sneak!

by iwannabeakennedy February 1, 2017

Booty Sneak

Another name for a naked picture of someone, usually used ironically. If someone uses this word unironically, theyre most likely an idiot.

Hey pretty girl, can I get a booty sneak?

Dude, she sent me a booty sneak last night!

by Mr. Booty Sneak August 20, 2017