“Smurfing” is the erotic practice of tying spare dental floss around the base of an erect penis, and waiting for it to subsequently become a bluish black hue, similar to that of a Smurf (a fictional blue troll-like character) this process is completed with an intense masturbation session while laying down, completing this smurf-like look by covering the tip in semen, resembling the hat of a Smurf.
“Dude she was so bad”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
“I know bro I’m gonna try Smurfing to her tonight”
“Whatever tickles your pickle man, but don’t tie it too tight”
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"Alex was smurfing last night."
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i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain
by tpvillain February 17, 2025
Get the smurfing mug.When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat
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