cocaine dick smack 

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

cocaine dick smack by that guy that made this thing June 9, 2011

Shmeckldorf 

From Old English meaning silly or gay to Present American meaning Richard Simmons

Shut up ya shmeckldorf!

Shmeckldorf by Keenan Smith July 2, 2004

smack yourself around 

a term for masterbation.something you do to spend time with yourself.

"OMG joey,when you go home you better not start to smack yourself around.LOL

smack yourself around by BuRn51E July 25, 2007

flirty smack 

Coy shit talking from someone who is trying to be discreet but who is really inappropriate and quite simply a tease.

His flirty smack was exhausting and complete bunkum.

flirty smack by Lindsay H. October 9, 2005

Secky 

a secky is a general slang word that is incredibly versatile and can be used in many situations

Isulting:'YOU SECKY!!!!!'
expressing boredom:'this game is a secky'
hunger;'Im so hungry,i could eat a secky!'
or as a general 'ting' word,such as if you hurt youself you could exclaim 'SECKY!!'

Secky by Alidaman August 5, 2008

Smack Peddler 

Low class drug dealer

Look at this fucking smack peddler

Smack Peddler by Beastin it December 3, 2010

smack the weasel 

a euphemism meaning masturbation

I walked into the room and saw my roomie smack the weasel

smack the weasel by smacktheweasel July 18, 2011