Samuel

Samuel is a guy who gets rejected by every girl he goes up to. This is because his 4.8 inch penis can't dazzle any girl to like him. He is very ugly and has no friends. People only talk to him because they feel sorry for him cause he has no friends. He looks like a wrinkled deceased chode. He thinks he is good looking but nah, iphe is very disgusting.

"That thing is very little, it reminds me of Samuels penis"

by Samuel4.8 June 1, 2017

shmuel

an ass. simple. manipulates every living being to get what he wants. lacks all respect. and only cares for himself. it may seem as if he cares for others like girls or a best friend but really because it benefits himself. His revolting being.

Sam enjoying his day with with his girlfriend
ring ring
shmuel: Yo pick me up in ten minutes.

Sam : im with my g
shmuel: well dump her and pick me up i want beef jerky
Sam: Ill be back in an hour
a whole eternity later after shmuel manipulated Sam to bullshit for him...
the G left sam

thanks Shmuel for pulling a shmuel and fing everyones lives for your own satisfaction.

by LocaIsAnUnderstatement May 24, 2018

SAMUEL

A fucking idiot.

Fuck Samuel.

by rosting popular people December 5, 2019

Samuel

This man is a person you never want to meet if you do you are unlucky he is very often not cool and weird.

Hi you must be samuel

by hamonster366 November 14, 2018

Samuel

Sam aka SamPlaysR is the best friend you will ever ask for he’s ugly but he’s a god at Fortnite everyone calls him Jarvis he’s not gay his favorite sport is Football he will never get a girlfriend because he’s super ugly he’s a god at trickshoting on Fortnite he carries tfue ninja reverse2k etc he also has a code if you haven’t use code YTSamPlaysR

Samuel is super ugly

by Code YTSamPlaysR October 20, 2019

Samuel

A name where a smartass will send you to intervention. He will say you are bullying him when you do not call him ' Sam '. This man could also be a thot like every other boi right now.

" Hello, Samuel! " Kaden waved and got a uppercut in return.

by bigboimarquez June 1, 2018

Samuel

Samuel’s are mostly dick heads who will steal your shit every chance they get, they also lie to get what they want like cocaine. They are wild and like to kill small anime’s for fun, he’s basically a closet sociopath

Jeff: did you hear what Samuel did

Gavin: no, what did he do

Jeff: he dropped a cinderblock on a chicken on “accident”

by Aqua_sped May 23, 2020