Simp

1) A male who spends too much money and time on chick because he is horny and is begging for a date. While it is almost always a man obsessed with a girl, it is sometimes the other way around or homosexual.

2) An insult used by a male friend (usually a simp themselves) because they are jelous of their friend's confidence and social skills with women, even if the man is in fact simpin (verbal form). Although when used as an insult, this usually isn't the case.
situation 1, real simpin:

Jenifer: uuugh I want an iPhone 11 soooooooo bad!
Evan: I'll pay for it!
Jack: dude you're such a simp...

Situation 2, as an insult:
Aidan: Hey Nicole I think you're really pretty, wanna go out sometime?
Nicole: Aww... Aidan... you're so cute. Of course!
Nate: Dude stop being a simp
Adain: stfu you're just jealous cause I scored the hottest girl in the school.
by icantthinkofausername777 March 23, 2020
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by sixty nine 69 April 05, 2020
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To spend excessive time with a girl that will never love you.

Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it
Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,

Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t

Person 1- Don’t be a simp
by Spaiid June 04, 2020
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verb.
acronym for Sad In My Pondering
"Dude are you simping?"
"Yeah, I just wanna be sad right now."
by lil simp January 16, 2018
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If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe you’re a simp.
Dylan won’t hop on minecraft with the boys bc he’s w his girl being a SIMP.
by DylanIsASimp April 08, 2020
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a man who has the name sachin who does simp-ish things
guy: man sachin is such a simp
guy 2: yea i know
by slitherhorn April 13, 2020
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A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729
“Damn my dog river a simp now, he always hangin with bella.”
by mikeurquiaga January 09, 2020
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