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Russian Roulette Theorem

A theorem about risk-taking calculus and gambling. It states that if the probability of a loss is less than 1/6, then it is convenient to gamble and not prepare for the worst-case scenario. This theorem is demonstrated by the common use of Russian roulette, which gambles everything on a 1/6 chance of winning something which is obviously less valuable than life therefore any application of this theorem is valid.
Ludovico: Man, the teacher might test me in chemistry tomorrow.
Eduard: Oral or written?
Ludovico: Oral.
Eduard: How many people are getting tested?
Ludovico: 2 out of 13.
Eduard: Then you should gamble on it, because of the Russian Roulette Theorem.
Ludovico: Sexy
by Darth kugor February 6, 2026
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russel roulette

When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.
What was that guy thinking? picking that particular viper up is like playing Russel Roulette.
by Ambassador for humanity February 9, 2025
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click roulette

Anything random you decide to click on.
Usually referring to the random low-view count videos you will occasionally get recommended on YouTube.

Could be of varying quality, hence the "roulette".

Sometimes will introduce you to hidden gems, which is how largely unknown music gets boosted by the algorithm (see: Mariya Takeuchi - Plastic Love, Casiopea - Mint Jams, Condor44 - db, etc.)
"found this insane japanese reggae song via click roulette"
"Today's click roulette, do I dare check it out?"
by ShuttyD March 26, 2025
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Russian roulette

When a group of guys line up on the ground facing up and 2 guys go around sticking their dicks in there mouth and if they get it wrong they have to open their mouth and eat the shit of another guy
by Thatreėalnigga May 2, 2025
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Russian roulette

When a group of guys line up on the ground facing up and 2 guys go around sticking their dicks in there mouth and if they get it wrong they have to open their mouth and eat the shit of another guy
by Thatreėalnigga May 2, 2025
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Russian Roulette

When a women takes 6 guys, 5 with a vasectomy and only one that is fertile. She chooses one to fuck and let finish inside of her.
Person 1: Have you ever played Russian roulette?
Person 2: Woth a gun?
Person 1: No, the one with guys!
by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025
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Russian Roulette

When a woman gives a man a blow job while he’s is sleeping and proceeds to guess when he is going to cum.
Hey bro, my wife played a game of Russian Roulette last night. She lost, it got in her eye.
by Cupids Arrow May 21, 2025
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