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std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
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rod lamp

Noun - A signature retaliation move in which the enforcer pulls down the offender's pants and gives them a swift kick in the dick, preferably whilst wearing cleats
Man that guy is such an a**hole, I wish someone would give him the old rod lamp.
by MassHole 2020 November 3, 2020
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piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.
“Bro you good
Yeah bro I got a piss rod”
by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019
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Rod-bearer filthy

When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy
Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...
by fireblade401 July 3, 2020
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Carbon Rodding

Giving credit to the wrong person online, in reference to 'Deep Space Homer' episode of The Simpsons.
That wasn't Nick's post, it was mine! You're carbon rodding me!
by Matrixlogic March 5, 2021
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fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.
Fags possess many fart rods among them.
by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006
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Nod Rod

A random hard on you get during a nod (usually from blues or fetty.)
Bro, wake up! Your Nod Rod is hella noticeable!

Damn, I nodded out on the bus and woke up with a huge nod rod
by HotFish84 June 9, 2024
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