ORDER A RACHEL

A Rachel is a Westbrook Prostitute that is given compensation for sexual work. This term "Ordering a Rachel" has been around since the $3 Deweys that would be ordered when the Ship would dock in Portland Maine in the 1700's.

I just got paid and I'm gonna head to Westbrook to Order a Rachel.
I ordered a Rachel and now I have an itch on my you know what.
Money comes and goes, but if you fall in love with the Rachel you ordered, it's lost money!

by WestyMan69 July 21, 2021

being a rachel

being a Rachel means a person who likes rolling their eyes and writes essays for almost all work that includes writing.

Rachel is being a Rachel again!

by Joetaro November 21, 2021

rachel

an akward human bee

A rachel stung me!

by thesnarkeater April 17, 2011

Rachel

The most beautiful wonderful person in the whole world. Has good spazzes while reading the definitions of 'Emma'. She has blonde hair (but she isn't stupid) and green eyes. Strange and likes to play on my old DS on the weirdo as Hannah Montanna game I bought ages ago :)

Is on her cellphone a lot

Person 1: Rachel, O beautiful kind Rachel stop playing on that stupid game!
Rachel: Yes, ma'am/sir/miss
Person 2: Rachel is such a good girl!

Rachel: *starts laughing hysterically*

by PersonWhoShallNotBeNamed January 1, 2012

Rachelism

an unintended sexual remark.

a rachelism is when speaking about something and it comes out as a sexual inuendo. "your deflowerd now" in context it is about whiping baking flower off your clothes. out of context it is a sexual comment.

by grace the theiving December 17, 2008

Rochester Cunt Rag

The literal sex-term, if you will, translates to ejaculating onto a towel (preferably one used to polish an American car) and wiping a girls vagina with it.

I just gave my a Rochester Cunt Rag last night, and now she needs an abortion.

by M&K Definintions February 18, 2011

Rachet

(rah-shay') When somebody middle class pretends to be ratchet to fit in. Analogous to suburban white people pretending to like monster trucks.

Damn. Look at that dress.
She's from Hillcrest. That's just rachet.

by dmesg January 26, 2016