james river high school

a factual description of jrhs. james river high school, often called simply "river", is a small-town school in the boondocks of botetourt county, virginia. known county-wide as your local shithole, this is a gathering for the rednecks in lifted trucks, shouting their mating call "yee-yee", as they scout their natural habitat. the rival school is lord botetourt high, known for it's whores and snobs. (side note: please God will yall accept this as a definition. if you dont then youre a total asswipe.)

Redneck: Down hur in the holler is whur yall find gud ol james river high school. YEE YEE I LOVE 'MURICA TRUMP 2020
Literally everyone else:

by your fellow yee-yee-er October 3, 2019

braden river high school

One of the best schools in Florida, kids here don’t have pussy slap fights or collars around their neck, we have some of the best athletes in the state. The complete opposite of the stuck up rich kids in at Sarasota high school or at Lakewood ranch high school

Haha look at the gay kids at Sarasota high school, I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t go to Braden River high school

by Chevysucks1 August 26, 2021

Bull Rider

The worst fucking people on Earth. This is for all you ladies trying to get with a bull rider, this is your last warning. Bull riders will break your heart, cheat on you with 5+ people, booty call you 24/7, beg for nudes, and pretend to kill themselves as a joke to be funny. They are alcoholics most of the time. A lot also smoke/vape/and do drugs. If his name starts with J GET THE HELL OUT SISTER. He's probably goofy and funny. "If he makes you laugh and giggle, he can make it clap and jiggle". They only care about their dog, beer, rides, and "8 Seconds" the movie about Lane Frost. He'll probably ask you to watch it with him, and say it's special and he never watches it with other chicks. His dad might also have cancer, or have passed away due to cancer. He has hoes. Bitches even. He won't ever post you, because his other chicks might see. Good luck ladies.

Buckle Bunny: Wow look at those sexy bull riders
Buckle Bunny #2: wowza he's fine

Bull rider: *runs away before she finds his trailer*

by The Only Reliable Cowgirl November 15, 2022

Upper Saddle River

This is one of the richest towns in one of the richest counties in America. It is home to mostly "new money" people. The old money is hard to come by, but it's easy to tell. Kids from old money parents will never brag about anything. There are probably about 10 of them in the entire town. The rest are all slutty japs with big tits, but most of them are silicone. But don't squeeze them or she'll have daddy sue you for all you've got, and then buy her a new nose with it. All the girls here have at least one coach, gucci, db, or prada bag for every day of the week. guys, your favorite store should be j crew and if you don't own at least ten things that say northface on it, you will never get a girl. if your family doesn't have more cars than drivers, a pool, an in home movie theater, or at least 3 other properties across the world, you're POOR. GET OUT before everyone finds out and talks shit about you, but they probably do anyway. This town is full of daddies who work in NYC "the city" and mommies who stay at home buying manolo shoes for their bitchy daughters all day. It breeds some of the smartest kids in the state even though they just text each other on their new razr cell phones during class all day. This town makes the Northern Highlands parking lot glitter, where the students have better cars than the teachers. If daddy didn't buy you a lexus, bmw, or audi, he probably doesn't love you. Take all the money in your trust fund and buy a new daddy! Unless of course he pimped out some other ride for you like a land rover, high end jeep, or hummer equipped with gps and chrome all over the place. If you crash your car, you'll probably get a more expensive one tomorrow. When you meet someone from this town, they will immediately tell you how great they are because they have sooo much stuff and their parents are sooo rich. If they don't brag to you about everything in the first 10 seconds, they are probably old money and actually have some class, that's a package deal right there. This town is full of jappy bitches and wiggas. What a great place to live!

Cop: You were going 50mph over the speed limit, that's a $300 fine

USR kid: UGHHH!! WHAAAAT! ummm well it's ok, i'm from Upper Saddle River, wait can daddy put that on his amex?

by Happy Highlander January 3, 2007

redneck riveria

Myrtle Beach, SC or Daytona, FL.

Bike week is the redneck riveria's busiest time of the year.

by Motown Steve July 5, 2006

owens river valley

a term used when playing mario kart 64, when you "own" the opponent in battle mode. Since "own" is so played out, use this.

{Wario rams Yoshi}

Ohh. Owens ... river valley.

by El_Scorcho September 12, 2003

Whale Rider

Word used to describe someone who sleeps with large women that are of whale proportions. The person will often take a huge disliking to this comment which is usually intended to offend the person.

Gav: "Hey Tommy, what about that fatty you slept with on the weekend, you whale rider!"
Tommy: "Hey Gav, how about you shut your mouth or i'll put my foot in it"
Crowd: "Ohhhh Tommy!"

by Gav800 September 22, 2005