Knott-right

missing part of the brain that links common sense to actions, culminating in daft, often downright bizzare decisions,

Phils bought another French car, damn he's a Knott-right that lad.

by coreybrand September 26, 2007

right toe

Shooting up a flower store

He do you want to go with me and right toe

by 699669966997 December 21, 2018

MANAGEMENT RIGHTS

A TERM, REASON, OR JUDGEMENT GIVEN TO EMPLOYEES WHO HAVE BEEN AFFLICTED ON THE JOB, YET DESPITE THE EMPLOYEE'S UNDISPUTED EVIDENCE THAT SAY OTHERWISE, THEY ARE TOLD T O "STAND DOWN" OR "PICK YOUR BATTLES". THE TERM IS INTERCHANGEABLY USED AS A MORE PROFESSIONAL WAY OF SAYING "BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO AND I AM MORE INTERESTED IN PRESERVING MY OWN EGO AND ILLUSION OF ALWAYS BEING RIGHT THAN ACTUALLY DOING WHATS RIGHT. WE MUST NOT LOOK WEAK". THE TERM IS COMMON PLACE IN WORKPLACES HELL BENT ON THE PRESERVATION OF A GOOD OLE BOY/CLUB MENTALITY WHERE THE RULES ONLY APPLY TO SOME TO GIVE A SELECT FEW WHAT THEY WANT.

SUB-BOSS --" CAN YOU BELEIVE THE FACTS THESE GUYS BROUGHT AGAINST ME ON MY DECISION. WHAT DO WE DO NOW". BOSS-- "DON'T WORRY, WE WILL JUST CLAIM MANAGEMENT RIGHTS. ITS MORE IMPORTANT FOR IT TO LOOK LIKE YOU MADE A SOUND DECISION".

by PUREFUCKINGCOMMONSENSE July 27, 2017

Women’s Rights

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Me: “Hey Siri, whats the definition of women’s rights?”
Siri: “I’m not sure how to answer that-”

by ImNotEvenFunnyAndYouStillLaugh March 20, 2020

dive right in

to have extreme sarcasm towards an action or activity

MOM: clean the dishes

ME: sure, ill dive right in

by IP40LION December 1, 2016

Gay rights

What are those?

What are gay rights?

by Sprig of basil December 1, 2021

Right Angle

When one or more persons engage in the act of searching for bits of crack cocaine that may have been dropped, usually after the initial stash is gone. (See also CARPET SURFING)

ex: Lewis was at a RIGHT ANGLE soon after exhausting his supply of crack.

by Whiskey Drinker Me November 30, 2009