reverse skidmark

Shit stain in your underwear from ass fucking someone

Dear, why do you have a reverse skidmark in your jockeys?

by Captain Khaos October 15, 2017

Reverse Dirtmud

The reverse of Dirtmud.
During which, the woman in a relationship treats the man badly, and therefore he stays.
Pretty rare, especially in comparison to the original term.

"Hear about Bob?"
"No, what?"
"His lady cheated on him for the third time in one year."
"Oh wow, what's he gonna do about it?"
"He bought her a car."
"Ah, Reverse Dirtmud..."
"..What?"

by Haydoom December 28, 2008

reverse card

Red reverse card: The original reverse card; does exactly what you think it does, turns the insult back on the opposing force

Blue reverse card: like the red reverse card but the simple way of saying you are that, but worse; insult with added adjectives

Yellow reverse card: can be used after receiving a complement to mean well

Green reverse card: for those that don’t know how to use reverse cards properly, does not reverse insult but doubles insult efficiency on the person who placed the green reverse card

Verb. (Re-ver-s ca-r-d)
Yo momma so fat she has her own orbit

insert reverse card of the respective color

by HelloShaunTheSheep April 29, 2021

reverse manuel

When two men are finger each other's butt holes and then smear a poo mustache on each other.

Steve and I got so drunk we even did a reverse manuel. I didn't think he was into that.

by Bigg D Money August 20, 2014

reverse shawlift

The act where items that you or your company owns is stolen while performing service at their site.

I had to go to the store and get more batteries and pens, because I got reverse shawlifted so much at that one company

by Ral_phie January 24, 2010

reverse schooner

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011

the reverse piper

When a man's arsehole is eaten out while bending over and being jerked off by a women who is kneeling behind him.

Girl 1: How is your boyfriend?
Girl 2 : He has been a bit weird lately but I gave him the reverse piper last night and now he's fine.

by slender58 May 17, 2016