Redneck First Class

When you are flying in the coach section of an airplane and one or both of the other two seats are unoccupied giving you more room, to stretch, lean or lie down.
The middle seat was unoccupied on my recent flight home so I got to sit in Redneck First Class
by fetmeister February 12, 2009
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Redneck America

i like to think that america has both sets of reproduction organs. Flordia is the Penis, cock, wang, whatever you want to call it. Rhode Island is its Clit, small women penis, fun to flcik back and forth, or whatever you want to call it.
America is like anyone who lives in a trailer park in Alabama.
by Bearded Abe March 23, 2005
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redneck fix all

a informal name for duct tape. mainly because most rednecks have something fixed with duct tape in there house

duct tape is also a main use in nigger riging
hick 1: god bless redneck fix all
hick 2: amen
by IseeingI2I July 26, 2008
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redneck power wash

the act of peeing on a poop stain in a toilet to wash it away.
you open the toilet and there is a poop stain on the wall and you use your penis to redneck power wash it clean
by Andy Banas March 21, 2007
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redneck cement mixer

when you fill your cousins ass with cement then mix it around with your dick
last night i gave sally sue the redneck cement mixer
by jonny cash 420 September 03, 2015
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Lake Zurich Redneck

A person living in Lake Zurich, IL who is convinced that they're actually living somewhere in the deep south. They typically wear something camo everywhere they go, ready to hunt the nonexistant wildlife of Lake Zurich at any time. Some opt for wearing construction clothes in an effort to convince you they actually do something for a living other than think up ways to look more redneck. All drive pickup trucks and brag about going muddin even though their trucks have never gone off the pavement.
"Hey man, did you see the Lake Zurich football team beat Stevenson last night?"
"No, i was too busy watching re-runs of Duck Dynasty and practicing my fake southern accent."
"Oh shut the fuck up you fake fucking Lake Zurich Redneck this is Lake Zurich not Macon, Georgia."
by chiefman67 September 25, 2013
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redneck tool box

a tool box containing only WD-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. If it is suppose to move and doesn't, then use WD-40 on it. If ain't suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!
I can fix almost anything with my redneck tool box!
by MCYT January 15, 2007
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