Soggy Quack

When you're having a shower and you feel a fart coming that you know is going to sound like a duck, you turn around so the water is running down your ass so the resulting fart sounds like a soggy quack.

Dude, I just let rip a total soggy quack in the shower

by Manxita October 30, 2019

snatch quack

noun

/ˈsnaCHkwak/

offensive for: A gynecologist

I'm going to hop in the shower cuz I'm seeing my snatch quack at noon

by SoSlightlyScarlet February 6, 2020

sCUNThorpe quack

Anti- vaxxer with no medical experience but willing to try and convince family members they know all about the "bigger picture "

Your brother's such a fuckin. sCUNThorpe quack , he's fuckin. dangerous...!

by HKP..? January 12, 2021

quicksanding

Allowing your friend to sink lower and lower into hideousness in order to maintain your attractiveness. Slow and sad sabotage.

Carla's blind vision to self beautification could only be cradled by Gina's quiet but stealth quicksanding.

by Hbomb082 October 18, 2013

quickdroppable

A word some cringe Minecraft YouTuber used in episode #8327.

It means for someone to be easily killed faster than they can heal.

irongolum500, See that kid just by that username alone, folks, it sounds like he has an iron set on and he is easily quickdroppable.

by AddhowunpleasantOnNameMC August 1, 2018

Chocolate Quickie

The act of shitting in a sink while all the bathroom stalls are being occupied by someone(s) else.

"Did you hear Joey had to perform a Chocolate Quickie since all the stalls were taken up?"

by STlNE March 18, 2022

fire drill quickie

During a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have sexual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. If done correctly nobody will ever find out about your actions.

Matt: Dude where were you during that fire drill today?
Jeremy: My girlfriend and I did a fire drill quickie. We fucked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. It was epic.

by eg3311 December 31, 2011