primus90

some fuckin tool on the internet

Person 1: Dude, you’re such a primus90!
Person 2: Wow, that was totally uncalled for.

by God of spoilers May 16, 2018

Primarola

(Pre-Ma-Roll-Ah) (ADJ) An Italian word used to describe any female. Can be used in a derogatory or complimentary manner.

Plural - Primarolas (Pre-Ma-Roll-Ahs)

“Marrone that is the most gorgeous primarola I’ve ever seen.”

“I can’t believe this primarola stood me up last night. What a bitch.”

“Those primarolas may look good over there, but you can tell all of them are nothing but whores”

“Anthony... Fugetaboutit, I’m telling you, that primarola Danielle makes the best meatball parmigiana in all of Staten Island.”

by ayodoggg June 6, 2018

Prime Plumage

An ounce of high-end, rare, sativza-dominant hybrid leafy weed.

Guy 1 : “Dude you’ll never believe this! *Bursts with excitement*
Guy 2 : “What’s up bro!?”
Guy 1 : *on verge of heart-attack excitement* “I got uss a whollee ounze of PRIME PLUMAGEEEE!!!
Guy 2: *—Dead from a heart attack caused by overexcitment—

by The Zesty Goat June 17, 2018

Priming the lines

Moderately drinking earlier so the heavy drinking later will be easier

It's 10 am get me a beer ... better start priming the lines for my batchelor party tonight.

by Thundarr80 July 14, 2018

primcey

The word 'Primcey' is another way of saying 'Dumbas' or 'Brain Damaged'.

Wow, you are such a Primcey!

by Hello, I make words. July 15, 2018

Primajewitis

intense irritation from contact with a prima donna Jewish friend, as she complains about...everything in her life and then asks you for a lozenge, as she strained her voice to tell you

Just worked 12 hours with my co-worker and have a raging case of Primajewitis!!

by Kelly LongtalkerKelly July 23, 2018

Prime Time Pigeon Activity

Prime Time Pigeon Activity is the exact time of 3:44 A.M. PTPA isn’t at 3:44 P.M. Only for pussies is PTPA during the P.M. Only real men know Prime time pigeon activity.

“This is my 5th day in a row experiencing Prime Time Pigeon Activity, I need to start going to sleep earlier.”

by ktxtyler July 26, 2018