Pocket Lottery

Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.

Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010

Pocket Snips

A term used when you are holding pocket aces, or two aces as your hole cards in texas holdem.

"I raised him $10 cuz I knew my 'pocket snips' would be the best hand"

by CeJ x NaSTy September 14, 2009

Pocket Snips

The slang term for a sniper rifle in a first person shooter video game.

"Dude! Check out my wicked head shot with the pocket snips!"

by CeJ x NaSTy September 14, 2009

Naked pocket

Leaving the house with nothing in your pocket

Oh no I have naked pockets

by Chawky December 23, 2018

pocket lego

When you shove a lego up your urethra

Yes daddy put that pocket LEGO up even higher

by Bjornspeckien January 19, 2018

pocket surfing

The act of self gratification by means of putting hand in pocket. Similar to pocket pool but more agressive and obviously wet....

Dave is such a fag bag all he wants to do at work is sit in the truck and go pocket surfing all day.

by jim jangle January 13, 2012

pocket stream

Masterbate into a ziplock bag and keep it in your pocket in order to bring luck at a game of billards.

Alternatively, surreptitiously dipping your testicals in melted velveeta with rotel and have your girlfriend sprinkle bread crumbs on them while you go to sleep. There is no Cumming allowed.

I got my pocket stream ready for pool tonight.

by johny dingo October 25, 2013