Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.
Person one: “I hate you so much”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”
Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”
Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”
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Get the Rogue platoon leader mug.An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.
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Get the Infinite Platoon mug.A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.
Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"
Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."
Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*
This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"
Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."
Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*
This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0
by Jack Herrer June 24, 2020
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