Cleveland apple picking

Cleveland apple picking

I went Cleveland apple picking

by anonymous September 6, 2025

Dropped bears like a picnic

Bringing the funk; phat phrases or rhymes; great lyrics, a real good time.

You catch (name insert) last night?!
He dropped bears like a picnic!

Or
Did you go to that (place insert)?
It drop like bears at a picnic

by Nursingzombie December 16, 2025

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking

The finest scientific theory since Einstein's Theory of General Relativity. Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking says that people who trade for a living or endeavor to trade for a living would have been retired already if they were so good at it. "If they were such good stock pickers, they would have been retired already." -Dariusz

The MACD betrayed me, the stock went in the opposite direction. I should have listened to Dariusz's Theory of Stock Picking.

by tookawalktopoland November 29, 2021

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023

Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.

Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024