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Parents

Do you have parents?
by Vbrjvrhrn February 20, 2024
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Seesaw parenting

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.
Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting
by jondres February 13, 2022
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petty parents

annoying parents who think everything has to be completely perfect no matter what the cost. they often will get mad or start fights over the smallest things ever. basically karens.
smth petty parents would say: "{insert name of child}, nooooooooo, its not perfectttttttt" or smth like that idk lol
by omi. December 12, 2022
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Parents

One thing that harry Potter doesn't have (I'm going to azkaban for this one)
He saw his parents on the mirror of erised.
by Emma_1 January 2, 2021
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Parent of God

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?

Parent of God, what happened to you?

Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy
mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*
by Sussy God September 22, 2021
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Parental tourette's

During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
by Stogi March 8, 2021
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