Honorary step-dad

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.
Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."
by Lemon Lord November 09, 2019
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I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating
Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.
by Head Quarters January 31, 2021
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3000 step walk

An excuse to leave a group to go fuck
Al and I are going on a 3000 step walk
by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 14, 2018
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step-great-grandfather

1. The father of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepfather of one's grandparent.
My step-great-grandfather is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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Texas two step

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.
Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping
by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018
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step the f back

To tell someone to step back from someone aggressively who is all up in your face.
"You need to step the f back or else I will turn u inside out just like that guy's shirt over there."
by theotherannoyingone May 29, 2023
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Redneck Step over

When doing a girl doggy style, one takes a foot and places it on the back of her head. hence the redneck step over
guy #1: what did you do last night?
guy #2: I gave that girl from the bar the redneck step over
guy #1: sweet!
by seph_spike September 30, 2011
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