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sheffield ski pole

Getting you nob out and dancing round in town when its really cold and you have an erection. It has to be good music you dance to ...i suggest Smiling Ivy.
Yeh, i heard that Steve got arrested last night for waving his sheffield ski pole in a policeman's face!

Arrested for a sheffield ski pole?!!

Thats harsh
by The Smiling Sam November 3, 2013
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pole vacuum

a cocksucking whore who will suck cock at any time, for any reason, at any place, for anyone, but especially for elderly people with a credit card and a beamer.
thera is a total pole vacuum.
by use pi, bitch! October 23, 2008
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poled dork

Have you seen the videos where somebody's doing donuts in a parking lot with their car and manages to hit the light pole?

Poled dork is a joke nickname for those people and a dumb parody of the word pulled pork, a kind of food.
Hello YouTube, today I'll show you how to become a poled dork. First step, go to Walmart with your muscle car. Next step, locate appropriate light pole.

Now you are ready. Do donuts and aim for the light pole. Screw up your car to become the ultimate poled dork
by rfrsiopgjdog September 12, 2023
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Pole Jumper

A woman who heedlessly sleeps with men just for the sake it.
I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.
by Catfishin September 5, 2018
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pole-head

getting bashed at caulfied park so badly that you have to go to hospital
that poor kid go bashed so badly that he had a pole-head
by downey monkey monkey 543 October 20, 2021
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Pole on Location

The sophisticated version of planking often involving pole moves on random locations.

Can involve holding ones own body weight in particular pole dancing moves
"Hey, I'm going to go out and do some pole on location"

"Did you see my pole on location?"
by Pole dancer June 29, 2012
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Beaver Pole

Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.
He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.
by Mr. Butts July 10, 2022
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