armchair nickelback 

n. Someone with no musical ability who endlessly explains how a song should have been written or performed.

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Don't listen to that old dude. He's just an armchair nickelback.

You know that's Bob Dylan , right?

Yeah. So what's your point?

armchair nickelback by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

Dick Nickeler 

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.

1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!

Dick Nickeler by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023

A nickel too much to get a dime 

When someone is in need of public assistance, but make a nickel too much to be eligible.

"The cost of living has gone up so much that we're struggling to get by. I'm getting less food for a much higher price than a year ago, and my public assistance applications were denied. We would honestly be in a better place if I quit work and become eligible for all of the public assistance programs because right now I make a nickel too much to get a dime!"

A nickel too much to get a dime by •R-C-O_4786• February 21, 2023

shickel nickel 

when your fucking somebody in the school bathroom and you feel a tremendous shit overtaking your body. also gives people the shiggle niggle disease. it will make you sing, dance, and simultaneously fuck someone while shitting your pants.

"ahhhhhh not the shickel nickel"

shickel nickel by mrmunchyman October 30, 2023

buck nickel

The amount of five dollars.

The term combines buck with nickel. Essentially a dollar multiplied by the numerical value of a nickel 1X5 = 5. Hence, a buck (one dollar) nickel (five cents). The colloquial term has a negative connotation indicating the sheer minuscule value of five dollars, usually used as an insult towards impecunious individuals.

Coined by Tiktoker Kim Woods (no pun intended).

“I charged him a buck nickel to hit the blunt, easy chump change”.

“He’s a dust bucket with L motion. He doesn’t even have a buck nickel in his broke ass Amiri pockets”.

buck nickel by barbie baddie March 10, 2024

Fart Nickel Butt 

When you fart and theres a nickel up your butt

Bruzz1: "Theres A nickel in my butt and I just farted"
Bruzz 2 "Are you Nickel Butt farting rn?"
Huzz: Hawk Tuah!

Fart Nickel Butt

Fart Nickel Butt by FartNikelButter December 29, 2024

Bitch Nickel 

Someone who isn't worth 5 cents and they're a bitch.

"You're just a bitch nickel"

Bitch Nickel by Cynical Zero July 15, 2025