Nasty Cocoon

Where you fart under some covers and stick your head under it to see how it smells. Basically, a self-inflicted Dutch Oven.

Are you wearing penguin-themed footie pajamas?

Yeah, they were a Christmas present from my sister.

Are the nasty cocoons worse in those?

You have no idea.

by jayfrank January 1, 2012

Napstabate

the art of jerking off in your sleep without being aware of it.

I couldn't sleep last night. You napstabate in your sleep and it kept me up.

by Gaksby April 21, 2013

NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions

ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face

by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013

nastybacon

A very sexy Minecraft player who has an extremely large penis.

Man, you have a very large NaStyBaCoN.

by NaSty October 14, 2014

nasty repeater

A man who has sex with a woman a second time after finding out she has an STD.

James is a Nasty Repeater, he slept with susan again after finding out she had the "Clap".

by Dirtysanchez May 17, 2014

nasty cecil

A fetish that involves drinking brandy out of a british man's asshole.

My word Jeeves! This Nasty Cecil makes my entire rectum tingle with delight!

by The Propfessor November 5, 2015

nasty banana

Going down on a guy after anal sex

Jane gave Dick a nasty banana when they were having sexual intercourse.

by TheToyMan April 28, 2016