Muffer Fluffer

One who fluffs the muff :)

some one on a porn set who is required to "prepare" the woman's muff....muffer fluffer :D

by nae n tha hoof December 10, 2010

Muff Chaser

A 'Muff Chaser' is essentially an individual who disregards all notions of self-respect or indeed respect for his friends or those around him in his pursuit of the said 'Muff'. He is a modern day 'Benny Hill' but without the humour and is a totally desperate, pathetic excuse for a person.

That Alex is a such Muff Chaser!

What a fookin Muff Chaser!

by Cult Figure May 27, 2006

muffdiver

Football players who dive in to recover a muffed punt

Smith, Williams, amd Edwards, the muffdivers, dove in to recover the muffed punt by Johnson

by sacramento football man November 27, 2011

muffocate

1.Suffocation due to oral sex on a woman.
2.Death by suffocation as a direct result of intense orgasm during oral sex on a woman.

Anita should wash her snatch more often. She has muffocated her last six boyfriends.

by Sirlaffalot May 27, 2013

Muffocate

Transitive verb: When a female cuts off her sex partner's breathing while sitting on his or her face.

I almost got muffocated to death last night, but just before I lost consciousness I bit her pussy and she rolled off me. She thought I was just being a dick and kicked me in the face a couple times, though.

by Maine Jeeper October 21, 2016

Muffony

Dryer than a red itchy muff/vagina ;used to drescribe a someone who is a muff but dry iswell

The dry muff robbed my knickers . So you mean a muffony

by Cian gay March 7, 2020

muff ruffling

a chick fight, and/or catfight

Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.

by Docks October 2, 2008