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flush the mouse

When one, in a fit of anxiety and unsure of the best next steps, makes a rash an ill-advised decision leading to a bad outcome. Originally conceived and made famous on the Tony Kornheiser Show.
I wasn't even sure what state Oakland was in, but I only had two more minutes to submit my bracket, so I picked Kentucky to win. Man, I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.
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Mouse

A person, typically a female , who is shy and timid in the public but when you get them home they are sexually Wild and crazy in the bedroom.
The woman I met in the bar last night was a mouse.
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Cheese mouse

The prosses of walking into a chuck e cheese and having the chance og becoming pregnant
Hony i just got fucked by a cheese mouse today b3cause i walked into a chucke cheese
by Comic shane May 30, 2018
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Dead Mouse

A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).
“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”

“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”
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wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom
''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''
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Lake mouse

When you are skinny dipping and a girl rubs her hairy vagina on your leg
Ewwww kiara just rubbed her lake mouse on me
by Lakemouse101 July 18, 2019
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Flushed the mouse

Losing badly, doing something terribly, something almost tragic. As heard on the Tony Kornheiser Show.
He went 0-4 last night. He really flushed the mouse. They flushed the mouse when they lost by 31 points. He really flushed the mouse with his date when he got too drunk.
by Schmeckle33 March 27, 2024
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