nose miner

A child.

That snot-nosed nose miner!

by Ereck Flowers August 20, 2017

Chilean Miner

When your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months.

Man, your sister gave me a Chilean Miner yesterday. In fact, she's still going...

by Joe Hitze October 16, 2010

the miner

The act of wearing a strap on penis upon your forid, and proceeding to fuck the vaginal cavity using the strap on and while you eat through the ass ruble.

"deebles said to tyrone I gave Disco Dunkley The Miner"

by Sammuel Cruise August 1, 2006

Chilean miner

A joke request to have intercourse for several months.

Man: "Give me a Chilean miner"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there till Christmas"

by Pon_Raul September 3, 2010

Misery loves company

The result of a socialist being elected president. Individuals are no longer able to make anything out of their lives and get ahead; they all end up miserable like the lazy bums that collect welfare.

"Did you hear Bernie Sanders got elected president and is going to redistribute everybody's wealth?"
"Shit, with as many people as there are on welfare right now, it just proves that misery loves company!"

by ITNerd August 24, 2016

Miscer

One who spends 12 or more hours a week masturbating to his or her pornfolio.
Pronounced: Mice-ER

Randoguy: "Dude, did you know Billie was a Miscer? He spends all day checking out his pornfolio!

Randoman: "ZOMFG! Keep the Miscer away from MY pornfolio!"

by Whitefoamies February 22, 2008

miner

its alrite.. its koool

u gotta pick ya brother up at 6

"dats MINER dont watch"

by spitz December 9, 2004