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Dirty Miles

When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.
by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023
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Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road
Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023
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Miles

This guy sucks ass. He's mean, stubborn, loves Valorant and grinds on that shit everyday until hes broke, Even playing it on the fucking toilet. He's badass as hell and he pulls at least 0.76 women at least once a full moon. He's short as fuck and he has to jump to reach the doorknob. He's indeed very gay. W
"Whos miles?"

Miles: "Me, you dumbass."

"Damn. You short man."

Miles: "I know."
by FoolishWren May 5, 2023
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Miles Cumborne

Miles Cumborne is a famous actor
by james nobsom May 10, 2023
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miles

he was the best boyfriend and always will be he is everything to his friends he helped me and my friends out and one day i will marry him he is so great to be marred one day he will be mine and nobody else i love him so much and even tho he flirts with other girls im fine with that
miles is the sweet kind caring and loving guy anyone willl ever met
by mikelmrm May 12, 2023
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Miles

the kindest and sweetest friend you'll ever have. containing the most beautiful eyes, & a smile so contagious. he truly is kenough
"I love my miles. He's so dope."
by unicorndaddy999 November 20, 2023
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Cookie Mile

A hazing challenge where someone has to run a mile with a cookie in between their ass cheeks. If it breaks, they must eat the cookie.
Person 1: “Whoa, why is he running like that?”
Person 2: “Oh, we are making him run the Cookie Mile since he lost in fanstasy football.”
by EpicPenisMuncher2001 December 4, 2023
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