mega lock

lingo that is synonymous to "for sure" or "tight"

Hey yall do you want some pussy?!?!
Hell Yes!
mega lock.

by eternal_smirk May 12, 2017

Binley Mega Chippy

Best Chippy in the World

Guy 1: Wanna go to Binley Mega Chippy?
Guy 2: FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BINLEY MEGA CHIPPY

by KaiUwUismegastink May 28, 2022

Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet

An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.

Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.

by When the ziggy December 10, 2023

Mega-blackhole

A blackhole that's larger than average, but not as large as a supermassive one, (aka. an intermediate blackhole).

'Two average-sized blackholes merged to form one so extraordinarily large that it became a mega-blackhole (Nickname: 'The Mega'), but even that is nothing compared to the size of a supermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

Mega Hit

When you light out on some sort of vape pen twice

“Dude, did you see that guy over there take that mega hit? He’s crazy!”

by M4N90 May 2, 2018

Mega Fiend

someone who repeatedly asks to hit your vape, hits it multiple times and burns your coils

jeez Jax is such a mega fiend they wont stop asking ffs

by shydoodlez December 7, 2023