low art gloominati

LOW ART as a synonym for "Degenerate" Art, which is purposefully evoked as an empowerment to expressionism; by demonizing oneself beforehand, it leaves little rest for any one possessing critical and belittling eyes to condemn. Which is also in itself a belittlement towards this belittlement of progressive art; to empower it through its evocation. And 'GLOOMINATI' as a play on the words, the prefix gloom juxtaposed with Illuminati to insinuate Marilyn Manson as a dark, overly sinister misery spreading entity, which again is done so sarcastically as they bring nothing but joy to myself and anyone else who gets "it".

we are the low art gloominaties and we aim to depress

by julez roxx January 23, 2008

Low Steps Violation

A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.

Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.

by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019

Fang Ren Low

A person who is perfect at everything that they do. They also do these things without hesitation, and with an air of effortless grace. Synonymous with the popular term "Mr. Perfect", a Fang Ren Low is even perfect in their imperfections, often evoking awe and astonishment from those around them.

Characteristics to look for in a Fang Ren Low are the token Fang Ren Low smile (photogenic in every single photograph ever taken), incomprehensible degrees of adorableness, kindness, warmth, and friendliness. A Fang Ren Low also has such a distinct and highly developed sense of humour that those around them often struggle to keep up.

"Wow! That guy is so perfect for you, he might almost be your Fang Ren Low!"

by Dead Rat January 11, 2013

bustin low batty

To wear one's trousers low, and expose one's boxer shorts

That boy is bustin low batty

by lOrD_fEaThErInG-wAlThAmStOnE December 11, 2009

low-hanging fruit

Targets or goals which are easily achievable and which do not require a lot of effort.

We're a small company with few assets, so to succeed in the short term, we need to go after the low-hanging fruit.

by amsk January 4, 2005

low, slow & easy

what to think of when your landing a plane on water

Shit bird strike, Well if i can't make it back to a airport i'll have to land on the water.
Low, Slow & Easy

by NSAAUSF October 28, 2018

Low-battery measures

When your cellphone battery runs low, you have to take take low-battery measures such as reducing brightness, closing applications or maybe even switching on airplane mode.

A: "Why is your screen so dark? Do you even see something?"
B: "I'm running low on battery, I have to take low-battery measures to make it through the day."

by Peter324 December 12, 2013