kanees

Person who leads others to believe that wheat is actually healthy. This person typically is salaried by Monsanto to help promote their product.

Person 1 -- That person is trying to get me to eat wheat
Person 2 -- Don't believe him, he is a Kanees!

by UrbanStriker December 9, 2014

sore knee

Rhyming slang for Horny

I'm a bit sore knee, I need a release.
Dave's new girl is right sore knee.

Have you seen that new porn film 'Dirty, wet and sore knee'.

I'm so freeking sore knee right now I could pork a fat bird.

Trace, I've been so sore knee all day I've just slipped off the bar stool.

by RandyRoads November 21, 2013

Knee Bag

a derogatory term for a person; equivalent to asshole, bitch or other terms

Son of a Knee Bag.
Mother Knee Bag.
Fuckin Knee Bag.

by artchicany March 17, 2004

knee dimples

When a person's leg is so fat that the knee appears concave due to fat overhanging said knee.

Wow. That's some knee dimples he has going on.

by mr. statue November 21, 2011

Third Knee

Another word for mound, gut locker, burger or spam wallet. It refers to female genitalia, specifically shaven.

Her third knee was dripping

by herilak July 28, 2017

knee babies

pushing your feet up and down on silent manny's knees makes knee babies. her knee's are now up the duff with our knee babies and she is very grumpy about it. don't know why she's grumbling anyway! i have to be the man!

"silent manny do you love our knee babies?"
"no. i dont want anything to do with them"
as said on the train home from manchester...

by Paddy Boom March 20, 2005

take a knee

To throw up due to the over consuption of alcohol.

Dude, he got really drunk and took a knee.

by Nick November 17, 2004