kuntry

Someone who tries to be "country" but is also a cunt; kuntry.

Rilee is so kuntry

by loljessicalol August 17, 2016

Kuni

A handsome looking man that will treat ladies with respect and all ladies fall for him. He is smart, talented, funny, and is the cool, chill type of person.

Woman: Man I wish I had me a Kuni

by BigHammah February 22, 2017

kunt

Northern English dialect. Contraction of 'could not'

Ah wanted anuther pint, but ah kunt get in before last orders.

by stayoutofarseholes September 22, 2003

Kung Pao

1. The art of fixing cars invented by Cedric of At The Drive-In.

2. Asian food.

Cedric has a freakin' black belt in Kung Pao, but not Tai-Bo.

by OMFG Steve December 8, 2005

Kung pao

While you are receiving a blowjob, she pukes and you nut at the same time. So the vomit is a mixture between her stomach contents and your boy batter.

Did she choke on your cock?
Fuck yeah. I got a kung pao ending.

by Remibeanz April 9, 2015

Kung-fu jesus

A bloody wanker, who everybody hates

Everybody hates Kung-Fu jesus

by CommiePinko December 24, 2008

Kung Pao

n. Slang for cocaine, chewch or nose whiskey...

1. Every Friday I pick up an order of Kung Pao chicken to start the weekend off right. 2. Kung Pao, it's what's for dinner. 3. Bawk-bawk chicken Kung Pao!

by Uncle Benny December 30, 2007