Jordan Bear

someone with a 69 inch long penis and fucks 18 women at one time!!!!IN THE ASS!!!!!

He is such a jordan bear look what he just did to those women

by gator dance April 22, 2010

jordan martinez

baby,
your so amazing.
if only you knew how perfect you were :)

woah, that stud is definatly a jordan martinez!

by crazyincalii May 12, 2009

jordan waaland

fuk boi ///hot

that boy is ssuch a jordan waaland

by jordan waaland December 12, 2017

jordan knight

Jordan Knight is a singer/songwriter best known as being a member of the hit boyband “New Kids On The Block”. His unique voice and good looks caught the attention of teenage girls around the world in the late 80’s and early 90’s.

“Jordan Knights falsetto is amazing! I’ve never heard anything so flawless!”

by aves.02x July 18, 2021

jordan gamage

a dumb short coon

that's a jordan gamage

by the boys and men June 20, 2023

fat jordan

Fat jordan is a big fat dumpring who loves eating some muscularbooty with his long lanky fingers. By definition he is much fatter than fat caleb.

Is there another earthquake? Nevermind, it's just the sound of fat jordan again.

by Tamago. July 26, 2020

Jordan Jones

Homie Hopper. Will steal your crush after calling him ugly. She will back stab you after being bestie for an EXTENDED period time. She will call this guy ugly and then when you say you think he’s hot she becomes besties with him and than starts dating him while lying to you saying their just friends. And the only way you figure out how their dating is bc her brother post a picture of them cuddling on his snapchat story. you than proceed to call her out on in and she said “i didn’t mean for this to happen” after asking one of their mural friends to “set them up”. you than proceed to unadd her on ALL social media platforms and changing her contact from her quirky little nickname to her government name and unpin her.

me: that girl is all over EVERY boy that looks her way
Friend: Yeah she’s totally a Jordan Jones

by FoxyFalica August 22, 2022