When new players of a football team are required to insert a chocolate cream filled cookies between their butt cheeks and run down a 100 yard football field while wearing a jock strap And whoever drops the cookie before finishing the race is required to consume the ass sweat cookie along with the other losers of the race but the winner is not required to eat the cookie but hey why not it shows team spirit. (in Blue Mountain State this is how Alex Moran, Creg Shilo and Sammy cacciatore are initiated into the blue mountain state football team and for some reason Thad Castle takes part in the race even though he is already part of the football team and he actually wins but still eats the cookie because he's a real ass G like that And to top that all off he's the captain and the best that BMS will ever have.)
Damn did you see that jock strap cookie race last week? Yeah!... It was crazy
Hey I would like become a member of the blue mountain state football team. Ok if you think your BMS material then you need to first participate in the jock strap cookie race. I'll be there.
Hey I would like become a member of the blue mountain state football team. Ok if you think your BMS material then you need to first participate in the jock strap cookie race. I'll be there.
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Get the slot jockey mug.n: generally, the guy (husband, boyfriend, younger brother, etc) who gets dragged to the mall the days after Thanksgiving and Christmas. Their sole purpose is to hold their wife, girlfriend, sister, etc's place in line while they shop. They can be sighted as looking extremely sad, bored, and tired. If not in line, they are forced to hold the bags. In some cases, they have to stand in line while waiting for the other people, but the people don't show up before they get to the front of the line, and the line jockey has to go to the end of the line and wait again.
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