A state of mind in which an individual kills 30 homeless residents of Alabama and proceeds to empty their intestines. Then taking those remnants they build several assault rifles and hold the nearest government official for hostage (generally with no purpose). They commit three hours of intense sodomy and then kill what ever corpse remains. If by now they have slipped out of Jonah Mode they fucking kill them selves, if not they systematically plan racial and ethnic division within their nations to lead to mass genocides.
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A normally shy and introverted person who keeps his feeling locked inside, and you never really see much interesting about him until you try to get to know him, and when he trusts you, he WON’T shut up. Jonah is the kind of guy who loves memes and funny stuff in general. He always mixes up words or doesn’t think ahead of time before he speaks, usually ending up in a weird jumble of words. He is also extremely clumsy.
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He has incredible hair and beautiful eyes. He is very good looking but it probably a little too modest about it. He's so smart and loves to share random facts with others. He's a natural calming soul. He is charming and sweet.
However, don't mistake his kindness for weakness. He is very intuitive and once he realizes negative or shade he can and will let you know exactly what he is thinking and is cunning and sharp with his words. He is the most loyal & fun person you will ever know as long as its mutual.
He has incredible hair and beautiful eyes. He is very good looking but it probably a little too modest about it. He's so smart and loves to share random facts with others. He's a natural calming soul. He is charming and sweet.
However, don't mistake his kindness for weakness. He is very intuitive and once he realizes negative or shade he can and will let you know exactly what he is thinking and is cunning and sharp with his words. He is the most loyal & fun person you will ever know as long as its mutual.
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