When you travel and get constipated, you might suffer from jetlog. Try as you might those logs won't leave you. Tends to occur simultaneously with jetlag.
Usually I am so regular you can set my bodily movements to a clock, but after traveling all day I have jetlog.
by FunSherah October 13, 2011
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Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.
by Truedad October 2, 2014
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A weird band from Kansas City, MO that mixes weird "cowpunk" (bluegrass? rock? I don't know) music with strange costumes and bizzare multimedia presentations. Talented musicians. The leader is also known to host obscure movie nights.
Big Jeter was throwing hotdogs into the crowd and playing a slide show of themselves racing go-karts.
by FreeNachos November 30, 2004
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by Buddy2425 April 13, 2011
Get the Metro Jethro mug.The shortstop for the New York Yankees who is not as overrated as people think. He had more hits over a 5-year period than anyone in recent history, and he made what is possibly the greatest play ever during the 2001 ALDS vs the Oakland Athletics.
Derek Jeter is a great shortstop that will definitely make the Hall of Fame. He also has 4 World Series rings, which is 4 more than Nomar Garciaparra (who is excellent as well) and Alex Rodriguez (who sucks Bud Selig's balls) combined.
by It's easy mm-kay! December 22, 2003
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