pocket kronks

A specific pocket-pair in poker.

Noah looked down at his cards and exclaimed, "pocket kronks, yeees!"

by BattleCrap October 27, 2017

pocket socket

When you cut a hole in your pocket and masturbate.

Bro you should really Pocket Socket with me.

by Durdhrhrhidrhrhrh April 9, 2017

pocket tapioca

The little bits of what was once an important piece of paper in your pocket after it went through the washer and dryer.

"She wrote her number on a notecard and I put it in my pocket. I forgot it was in there when I washed those pants. Now allI have left is some pocket tapioca."

by pablo fabrizio June 14, 2017

bruk pocket

A slang for not having any money

I can't go out tonight bruv, I'm bruk pocket

by Artemis Thoth November 11, 2017

mayonnaise pocket

To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.

“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”

by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017

Pocket thought

A pocket thought is a definition of when your out and about with your hands in your pockets and see someone that is very fit and you can't help but touch your bits..

Was in the pub and saw a really fit girl and could'nt help but have a pocket thought...

by Andy pansy May 10, 2018

pocket syndrome

When your walking with your girl and your hands go uncontrolably in your pockets

Look at that guy over there he has the pocket syndrome!!!

by Gav T June 15, 2016