Paper towel

When someone is getting on your nerves and keeps talking to you you say, "are you callin me a paper towel?"

Sammi says to Casey after she keeps going on about her boyfriend. Sammi says " are you calling me a paper towel?"

by Casey and Sammi February 28, 2004

paper clip syndrome

Definition: when a fuckboy simp male is so desperate for emotional attention that he becomes drawn to and constantly attached to females that appeal to him— similar to how a paper clip is drawn to a magnet (ergo the name)

Interelectual 1: look at chad, he’s always following her around, he’s drawn to her like a magnet
Interelectual 2: exactly, perfect example of paper clip syndrome

by olives&basil March 16, 2020

toilet bowl paper

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

by Telephony September 22, 2014

Rock Paper Scissors

One of the most pointless and nonsensical game used to make small decisions.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

by HAS 2006 December 09, 2004

brown paper bag

a big brown bag full of cash money, or a bag used to conceal a 40 oz bottle of liquor.

Man I can fit like 50 thousand ones in that brown paper bag.

by gbrd December 17, 2007

Uphill Paper Round

Can be used to explain why someone looks considerabley older than they actually are.

Eric: Have you seen Gavin recently? He looks about 40...

Simon: Yeah, he must have had an uphill paper round.

by NowBor October 19, 2009

to paper clip

(verb): literally, to clip your papers together with a paper clip

instead of trying to paper clip your high school project try putting them in a duo tang comme du monde.

by Sexydimma January 10, 2017