A trimming of the hair on ones posterior. A play on the phrase Hair Cut, but using the word chair instead, to imply where the posterior usually sits.
Pat: "Hey man, you ready for your gay blind date tomorrow?"
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
Jim: "Yeah I'm ready. I got a hair cut and, if you don't mind me mentioning, I got a chair cut as well."
Pat: "Hope you didn't do all that for nothing."
by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022
When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.
"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.
by Lonely Bater December 02, 2019
The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.
"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."
"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"
by funneydude September 22, 2020
by Bin there done that September 24, 2020
“Faraj chair” That single chair in a hotel room that's always somehow facing the bed.
And Faraj always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀
And Faraj always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀
by Rodri Is Mid April 21, 2023
A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.
Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”
by Stair chair November 23, 2021
Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page
Is John on the Facebook Chair?
Bob: I have to go to the toilet.
Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
Bob: I have to go to the toilet.
Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
by BettyBlue March 11, 2011