red under the bed

an insidious communist presence that has infiltrated a capitalist society (the under the bed part refers to the stereotypical child's fear of monsters under the bed, often used ironically to describe the mentality of people who are paranoid about communists)

Back then the red under the bed was viewed as the driving force behind our defense budget.

by The Return of Light Joker January 10, 2012

shit the bed fred

phrase used to show amazement or disgust with a situation.

The milk spilled all over the floor.
Well Shit the Bed Fred! Now I have to mop.

by kimmy ann July 4, 2006

Bed Bath and Beyonce

Slang for home goods store Bed Bath and Beyond or for R&B pop diva Beyonce Knowles.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

" I need to go to Bed Bath and Beyonce and get a toilet seat."

"That sistah is shaking her booty like she think she be Bed Bath and Beyonce."

by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009

not long out of bed

An expression used in North England meaning "I'm so tired I'm going to have to go to bed soon"

I'm knackered I'm not long out of bed

by Fiftypounds December 2, 2016

sweaty bed monkey

Your boyfriend after a particularly energetic bout of love making.

My sweaty bed monkey took me to dinner first.

by Iwan October 25, 2009

Guest bed booty

When you have sex while staying over at someone else's house. Does not necessary have to be while on vacation.

After the guest bed booty I had last night, they will definitely have to change these sheets .

by AUWFT September 16, 2016

Bunker Bed Slut

Usually a female who cannot help but to sleep with young tourists in hostels.

Nash: Is Aline going out tonight?
Jesse: Yes, She said she booked a hostel in town.
Nash: That Bunker Bed Slut.

by Nashi-washi August 7, 2018