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I'm Heck at This

Something which people only with the name 'Heck' are. At any point, when someone with the username 'Heck' meets another user with the username 'Heck' they must fight to the death, the winner will be labelled 'Heck at This' and they will be the only user capable of saying 'I'm Heck at This.'
Heck: "I'm Heck at This"
Random Guy: "Yes!!!!!!!"
I'm Heck at This by Heckatthis February 14, 2023

Effigy (I’m Not An) 

You are the only person I know
But I take you round to people who are on the go
Well you took me to a picture show
And what's the first thing I see
But them burning pictures of my head to toe, hey!
I'm not an effigy, no, no!
I asked you if you would be mad
If I packed my things and moved away to faraway land
Well I packed my things and I moved to this place
And what's the first thing I see
But them burning pictures of me in my face, hey!
I'm not an effigy, no, no!
Well I moved back from this faraway land
Walked right into a room with me mum and me dad
Well I saw my picture hanging on the wall
They tried to rip it and burn it
But it just withstood it all and I said hey!
I'm not an effigy
I'm not angry
I'm not an effigy... hey!
Well walking around this stinking town
I look up at the buildings and they get me down
Well I look to my left and then I look to my right
And then I realize they've been striking at me
Since the middle of last night, hey!
I'm not an effigy

Effigy (I’m Not An)

Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class! 

what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.
Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!

i'm sexy and i know it 

A song people made while on drugs but became a huge hit. It's gay as fuck.
Person 1: Have you heard the song 'I'm Sexy and I Know It'?

Person 2: Say that one more time and I swear to fucking god I will kill you

I'm either about to toot or shoot

This expression would be used by someone who has a degree of uncertainty about whether they have an urge to fart or whether he or she might actually shart or fully shit themselves.
I'm either about to toot or shoot right now, shall I risk it anyway?

I just finished my second bowl of nachos and I can't tell if I'm about to toot or shoot.

i’m sweaty about that 

Invented by Lin-Manuel Miranda’s child, meaningI don’t want to do that”
Hey, do you wanna go out tonight?
Nah, i’m sweaty about that