wet hump

to have sex with; opposite of dry hump

After groping for a while, the midget and muslim engaged in an arresting bout of wet humping.

by Dana Mauro October 7, 2003

hump

an acronym for "Higher Up Management Person", generally used in a mildly derogatory but loving sense, much as one might feel about a three-legged puppy

Far from solving the problem, everything the HUMP's tried seemed to make things worse

by bertimus maximus May 6, 2008

Hump Dry

The act of drying your man pieces after a shower. Usually a towel won't completely dry the "area" so air drying is necessary. Create wind by using a humping motion and swinging pieces back and forth. If the part where the "twig" rests upon the "berries" needs drying, hold "twig" and continue to hump dry the berries.

My skin was still a little wet and had that sticky feeling, so was hump drying until it went away.

by Pancakes1234 June 3, 2011

hump day

(When referring to Voltron: Legendary Defender)
The third quintant of the Spicolian movement

Hunk: I don't know. What day is today?
Coran: It's the third quintant of the Spicolian movement. Hump day!

by sanchopancho02 January 28, 2019

Hump

Hump me~ (aah~) F-f-f*ck me~ (ahh~)
Daddy better make me choke 😑 ( Ugh, he better 🙄💅)
Hump me~ (aah~) F-f-f*ck me~ (ahh~)
My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do🍆😍)
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick it 👅)
I want to eat yo' dick (I do 🍆)
But I can't f*ck up my nails (I can't 😫 💅)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks ( 🥢)
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open (😮)
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist (😮🦷)
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open (😮)
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence(😮🍆)

Hump me~ (aah~), f-f-f*ck me~ (ahh~)! Daddy better make me choke 😑 ( Ugh, he better 🙄💅).
Hump me~ (aah~), f-f-f*ck me~ (ahh~)!!My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do🍆😍)!

by LeMasochiste May 3, 2022

Stump Humper

Nickname for a electrical lineman

Hes just a stump humper, all he does is climb those wood poles to do his work.

by john smith=unkown name February 5, 2009

Wall-humper

Someone who humps walls

Lil Kurt is a wall-humper.

by Shawn B. May 6, 2003