hand sauce

The slowly-built-up brownish filth that accumulates on items that come in contact with many different dirty fingers. Commonly found on that nasty 10-year-old keyboard you have to use at work, public restrooms, remote controls, etc. Source: overheard in local conversation

"I ain't touchin that nasty-ass mouse of yours until you clean that hand sauce off of it"

by jake5443 March 18, 2006

Hand Me Down

When you are feeling your penis begin to erect and put your hands in your pockets and hold down the erection so no one can notice

"Hey what is that kid doing?" -hot girl
"Oh he saw you and now has to hand me down the erection you gave him so no one can notice it bulging through his basketball shorts." -friend

by Gingercat444 March 18, 2014

hand held game

Another euphemism for masturbation.

He's got game - a hand held game, that is.

by MITB April 23, 2006

Hand-warmer

the act of holding-hands
mostly the girl is the warmth but it could work both ways

thank you for being my Hand-warmer

by Kevin....? May 27, 2008

Hand 5

When two (or more) people raise one (or both) of their hands up in the air and smack them together.

Similar to a "High-five", but can be done with more than two people and more than just one hand.

Dude. That was awesome! Hand 5!

by Joshy D 760 March 20, 2010

hand hula

A dance you can do with your hands while sitting at a stop light.

When Teenage Dream came on I wanted to jump out of my seat, but because I was driving I had to settle for the hand hula.

by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016