hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

by v. summer February 7, 2023

HAFFY

HAFFY - noun
a half fabric cap of a kind originally worn with a large visor, and an adjustable handkerchief tied around the head at the front or back.

DESIGNER: SIR-QUINLAN ANTHONY THORNTON
BRAND: HAFFY
MARKET: STREETWEAR FASHION
YEAR: 2K

"not the Fitted not the Snapback but the Haffy."

by HAFFY, LLC. April 11, 2023

hairyvage

a hairy pussy that doesnt get shaved and is stank asf
pubes

women 1- do u shave?
women 2- NO THATS SO GROSS
women 1- ew wtf you have an actual hairyvage you gross slut

by jesushandle May 25, 2023

hairy log

When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.

Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)

Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.

Husband: :(

by Fried Fattie October 18, 2023

Brown hairy Apple

Its a coconut in disguise

"Do you have any apples?"
"Yeah a brown hairy apple"

by fart_lord July 18, 2020

Dirty hairy

Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there

My guy had fuckin dirty hairy down there I had ta retreat

by Who’s hunting whom September 1, 2020

Nans hairy puebes

When you are so hairy like ya nans hairy puebes

Bro you are soo hairy

Like what?

Ya nans hairy puebes

by Clappedmatt December 30, 2020