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Grease

Person 1 : ''Have you heard of Kai Osman?''
Person 2 : ''Yeah dude, he's the definition of grease''
by kaiosman July 12, 2021
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Grease Monkey

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.
by Daddy Adam May 11, 2021
mugGet the Grease Monkeymug.

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
mugGet the Grease Shinglemug.

Grease Intolerance

A Condition That Causes Belly Pain, Nausea, Vomiting, Uncontrollable Diarrhoea, Dizziness, Fatigue, Epilepsy, Mental Retardation & Death Caused By Dehydration

This Condition Is Typically Chronic & Can Last For Up To 20 Years

Mostly Common In Females
Julie Has Grease Intolerance So Don’t Show Her Any Strobe Lights Or We’ll Have To Take Her To The Hospital
by ChickenBirds July 5, 2024
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grease

beer that is used to space out shots of hard liquor
Man, i had too many shots and not enough grease.
by Sooy May 28, 2007
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Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.
Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!
by SRG720 January 27, 2012
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Caught grease

When a single action causes multiple reactions, affecting more than one person/group/organization for the same reason - splattering like grease and landing on several individuals.
Man, those servers up front caught grease for the new burger sauce recipe.
by Brando's Magnum Dong September 24, 2021
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